asshole

the human body is wondering who is the leader.
the heart says " of course it's me.i circulate the blood."
the brain says " no, it's me because i control everything"
the stomach says "no. it's me. i process the energy and so on"
and the anus said " no.it's me"
all laugh.
then the anus refused to open for 7 days. the stomach exploded, the brain stewed and the heart stop beating.
moral of the story : EVEN AN ASSHOLE CAN BE A LEADER.